my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

if u think the worst genre is jazz kill yourself like actually kill yourself im not kidding at all

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

Blibb Dweeple was caught Smeegling Zorkysnox from the Intergalactic Committee. Instead of going into the Time Cube, he Vorpalized himself.

please warp to another quadrant if this will affect you

I hate how everything's called devices and apps now. Those are frail words with no weight and show no respect like machine and program do.

and no whimsy like contraption or gizmo

Making breakfast in bed ❤ how many do you want babe?

as the mod of r/Damnthatsinteresting i demand you return the sultans ruby

stolen because op turned off reblogs